SHORT SHORTS
$S3XY

Short Shorts

$S3XY

Short shorts. Long Tesla.

Floating red satin short shorts with thin gold S3XY lettering and gold trim.
Discover the storyHow it works

Coming soon

The lore

A very short story.

A little banter. A lot of leg. All the receipts.

  1. 2018Aug 1

    A care package for bears.

    Elon offers short seller David Einhorn a box of… short shorts.

    Elon Musk: Tragic. Will send Einhorn a box of short shorts to comfort him through this difficult time.
    The offer
  2. 2018Aug 10

    Please model your losses.

    The shorts arrive. Einhorn jokes about defects. Elon requests a selfie.

    David Einhorn: I want to thank @elonmusk for the shorts. He is a man of his word! They did come with some manufacturing defects. #tesla. Elon Musk replies: Put them on & post a selfie. Photo attachment omitted from this text excerpt.
    The delivery The selfie request
  3. 2018Aug 10

    Oops. Now it’s merch.

    The joke gets a spot on Tesla’s to-do list. Dress code: S3XY.

    Elon Musk: Short shorts coming soon to Tesla merch
    The tease S3XY
  4. 2020Jul 2

    Satin with a side of spite.

    Red satin. Gold trim. A cheeky offer to send the SEC a pair, too.

    Elon Musk announces radiant red satin short shorts with gold trim, then offers some to the Shortseller Enrichment Commission to comfort them through these difficult times.
    The design The SEC joke
  5. 2020Jul 5

    Nice price. RIP website.

    $69.420. Three posts. One very overwhelmed checkout.

    Elon Musk: Limited edition short shorts now available at Tesla.com/shortshorts. Only $69.420!! Dang, we broke the website.
    Launch $69.420 Website, RIP
  6. 2020Jul 6

    Short shorts. XL confidence.

    Elon buys a pair. Apparently, the joke fits.

    Elon Musk: I bought a pair of XL
    His size
  7. 2021Feb 4

    The meme gets promoted.

    Next title: Destroyer of shorts. The traders, this time.

    Elon Musk: I am become meme, Destroyer of shorts
    The victory lap

The next chapter

New ticker. Same cheek.

Short Shorts. $S3XY.

The proposed model

From trading fees to TSLA.

The meme is the starting point. This is the next step.

  1. 01

    Fees collected

    A portion of coin-generated fees is directed toward the rewards model.

  2. 02

    TSLA purchased

    Allocated fees are intended to fund purchases of Tesla shares.

  3. 03

    Rewards allocated

    Allocations are intended to reflect each eligible holder’s share of holdings.

  4. 04

    Holders rewarded

    The distribution method, timing, and eligibility are still being finalized.

Prelaunch concept. Fee rates, eligibility, and distribution details will be published before activation.

Follow the fees

The numbers.

Available after launch.

Fees redirected
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TSLA purchased
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Rewards distributed
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Market cap
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Awaiting launch. No fees collected or distributions reported on this site.

A few details

Good questions.

What is Short Shorts?

Short Shorts ($S3XY) is an independent memecoin project inspired by Tesla’s red satin short shorts and the internet culture around short sellers. The project is currently in prelaunch.

Is $S3XY available to buy?

Not yet. Verified token, network, and purchase details will be published here when they are ready. This site currently has no contract address or purchase link.

How are the proposed rewards intended to work?

The proposed model directs a portion of coin-generated fees toward TSLA purchases, with reward allocations intended to reflect eligible holdings. Fee rates, eligibility, custody, distribution method, and timing are still being finalized. Rewards are not active.

Does $S3XY track Tesla’s share price?

The proposed connection is through fee-funded TSLA purchases. It does not establish a price peg, a TSLA trading pair, or direct ownership of Tesla shares simply by holding $S3XY.

Is this affiliated with Tesla or Elon Musk?

No. Short Shorts is an independent community project. The historical posts document the original meme; they are not endorsements of this token.